Little Johnny - Finding Jesus
A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, "Where is Jesus today?"
Steven raises his hand and says, "He's in Heaven."
Mary answers, "He's in my heart."
Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out, "He's in our bathroom!"
The surprised teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows this.
"Well," Little Johnny says, "every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!'"
I thought this joke was really funny and thought some of you may enjoy.
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Liz, well at least now we know where He is for sure. Don't need to wait for that second coming. VERY cute!!!
Very cute, thanks for sharing. I always new he was close to me on a daily basis, just didn't realize he was in the bathroom..............lol
Hi Liz - Little Johnnie jokes are always funny. This was a cute one. Thanks for sharing your humor.